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Monday, September 10, 2007

Television Croatia

We read more than we watched television on Korcula. One evening, though, we found a Mexican movie with subtitles in Croatian--more understandable than a movie in Croatian, or a German movie with Croatian subtitles. Viva!

CUT to commercial. Babe on bus holding onto overhead bar. Zoom into pig head in armpit. Wriggles snout to indicate malodor. Hunk next to babe shies away.

CUT to bathroom. Babe sprays armpit with large can of aerosol deodorant. Spray effaces pig.

CUT back to bus. Babe with big smile and armpit with no pig. Smiling hunk moves in. Happy ending.

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